People say the silliest of things, especially here in prego* country, so we decided to keep a record of them. Here are some of the best ones from February...
February 2007 – Quote of the month
"Scott's just tried to screw me, I'm sure!"
[Bex 23.2.2007 - she can't have been looking]
And the rest...
"I can leave the 'but' out if I want to!"
[Mikey 28.2.2007 - obviously trying to quit!]
"Have you tasted Kev's lettuce? "
[Anna 27.2.2007]
"I'm off to find myself a new hole."
[Sally 27.2.2007 - on the pull perhaps?]
"Dave, do you want to take my top off?"
[Bex 26.2.2007 - she's a friendly one!]
"Dave, do you want to have a feel?"
[Bex 17.2.2007 - yup, very friendly!]
"When I woke up he was already on it!"
[Mikey 17.2.2007 - about the computer, silly!]
"I'm looking forward to tasting my own!"
[Mikey 17.2.2007 - about his baking]
"I love it cos it sits nice in my hand, and my hand goes up and down."
[Dirty Dave 14.2.2007 - about his mouse of course]
"When I shoot my stuff in the barn, I know what to shoot in."
[Dirty Dave 14.2.2007]
"Every Monday I always go further than I normally would."
[Sally 13.2.2007 - just do your stretches first hey Sal?]
"Jared, why does your bag smell of fish?"
[Sally 8.2.2007]
"Pooh, who's been spraying?"
[Hannah 8.2.2007 - we were covering up the smell of Jared's bag!]
"Girls Aloud filled the Spice Girls' void."
[Berni 8.2.2007 - the DVD of Dave Green's dreams]
"You can give it to her prematurely, can't you?"
[Steve 7.2.2007]
"It's quite long, but I think it can accomodate it."
[Jared 2.2.2007 - like Bex, he's very accomodating]
“I'll go and have a word. I'll go down.”
[Sally 2.2.2007 - how to be a successful account handler]
“I'm not allowed to use my crutch internally anymore.”
[Dirty Dave 1.2.2007 - after some damage was done]
“Anna's on about paying for it!”
[Mikey 1.2.2007]
“I don't know him. I've just come across him a lot.”
[Steve 1.2.2007]
“My carpet burn was MASSIVE!”
[Rowan 1.2.2007]
