Dave started at Intermarketing in ’99 as a badly paid, spotty skinny youth. He left in 2003 as a badly paid, spotty skinny man.

But those four years were well spent, as he garnered a wealth of mail order and financial services knowledge. A career highlight was being exhorted to ‘fly the flag for direct marketing’ by flowery-skirted doyen Judith Donovan at a book signing.

Dave is a man wise / old beyond his years. Despite not being born when the King passed away, he harbours a love for Elvis Presley that borders on the obsessive. If not employed at Prego, his ideal job would be being Carol from Big Brother’s brassiere.