Dave is another of the creative department’s old daddies. With more than 10 years experience working at a variety of ad and design agencies – plus long stints freelancing – he’s certainly not wet behind the ears.

Being raised on a strict diet of Carry On films has left it's mark on our 'Dirty Dave'. Political Correctness is anathema to this latter-day Sid James. Even the most innocent situation is transformed into a scene from Carry On Up The Prego!

Now a devotee of the horror genre, DD's 'burning' ambition is to lead a mob of torch bearing, pitch folk wielding, angry villagers up to the castle one stormy night chanting "burn the monster!"

To date his pleas to his local Neighbourhood Watch have fallen on deaf ears.